Phone cheater apps. These stupid text things are horrible. They play on the insecurities of people and they are just absolute bollocks. "Send your partner's name to 98498 and you'll receive a text telling you the percentage chance that they're cheating on you." And how the chuffing hell do you expect to do that? If I sent in the name "Liam" with NO OTHER information you can tell me whether he's a big old cheat or not? Why do people fall for this shit? They cost £4.50 PER MESSAGE too!
Admit it, you read this in their voice didn't you. Those stupid pictures circulating the web that have a picture of an actor/character with a sentence underneath, which is usually a sentence that they say quite regularly, and then another sentence underneath that says "Admit it, you read this is their voice didn't you!" Yes, of course I did, because there is a picture of the person right there! You've also put their chuffing catchphrase underneath the picture!
What's been grinding your gears this week?